Friday 29 July 2011
Tuesday 26 July 2011
Monday 25 July 2011
Sunday 24 July 2011
Friday 22 July 2011
Thursday 21 July 2011
Wednesday 20 July 2011
FlirTy Boy
Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date pr bulaya...
aur wo late ho gai..
Girl: Am i late?
Ghalib: Falak pe sitaro ko nind aarahi hai...
Doosri ka time ho gaya , tu ab aarahi hai...
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...
aur wo late ho gai..
Girl: Am i late?
Ghalib: Falak pe sitaro ko nind aarahi hai...
Doosri ka time ho gaya , tu ab aarahi hai...
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...
Mamu banaayega friend ko...?
A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend...
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin...
The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin...!
Friend Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin...
The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin...!
Monday 18 July 2011
Rocking answered by Hijdaa...
Yamraj Hijde Se - Lao Tumhara Hisab, Duniya Me Kya Karke Aaye Ho...?
Hijda - AAYE HAAYE HARAMKHOR..
De Ke Kya Bheja Tha, Jo Hisab Mang Raha Hai....
Maamu Ban Gayaa Gentleman...
A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed....
Husband says:Good night mother of my 3 kids...
Wife Replied: Good night father of none...
ha ha ha ha ha
Going to bed....
Husband says:Good night mother of my 3 kids...
Wife Replied: Good night father of none...
ha ha ha ha ha
Smart Boy...
English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we...
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we...
Abe Ye To Meri Wali hai...
Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghungat Me Q Rakha Jata Hai...
Socho
Socho
Nai Pata...
Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ki
Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi......
CrazzY Women 4 her Child...
Lady: Peer jee mera bachchaa nahin ho raha...
Peer jee: Tumhare husband mein defect hai...
Lady: Hsband mein defect hoga...
poore mauhallay mein to nahin...:-P
poore mauhallay mein to nahin...:-P
ha ha ha ha...
Sunday 17 July 2011
Sardaar is really Singh is Kingg...
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking....
ha ha ha ha ha
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking....
ha ha ha ha ha
Experiencable LadY...
Suhaag Rat par...
BOY: "He bhagvan" Mujhay Taqat aur Tajurba de..!!
GIRL: "Tu sirf taaqat ki dua maang,Yaha tajurba bahut hai...
BOY: "He bhagvan" Mujhay Taqat aur Tajurba de..!!
GIRL: "Tu sirf taaqat ki dua maang,Yaha tajurba bahut hai...
CrazzY girls 4 her weight...
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins...!
HA HA HA HA HA
Saturday 16 July 2011
My FooT...
E evu vichare chhe hu eni yaad ma umarbhar vitavish...
wah wah...E evu vichare chhe hu eni yaad ma umarbhar vitavish...
beep beep beep...
hu ena krta pn saaro maal pataavish...
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