HoneyMoon SpeCiaL...

Son - Papa...Papa jab aap aur Mom Honeymoon par gye the to me kaha tha...???
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Dad-Jate hue mere sath tha ,

Aur Aate hue mom k sath...

Setting to Karvaa De...

A boy says
"I Luv u" 2a girl

bt d girl says dat she lyks sum1 else

D boy,in sad mud,

luks at d ground,

Den luks again at d gal & says

teri frnd se krwa de fir.:-)

Santa to banta

Santa: Kal raat 3 ghante English picture ki CD dekhi...
na kutchh dikhaai diya na awaz ayi


Banta: Movie ka nam kya tha..?


Santa: Please insert the disc...

Bheja mat Chala...Hoga Bhalaa...

Minister: Bomb blast mein halaak honai walon k lie 5 lac
or zakhmi honai walon k lia 3 lac rupai dainai ka elaan kia jata hai...




Sardar: tay jinhan da TARRAH nikal gaya unhan wastai kuch v nahi?

Dekh lo Tumhaari Bhabhijiii...

Urdu teacher : woh dekho ek khoobsurat larki khari hai"


Isko apne alfaaz main likho...




Student: woh dekho doston "tumhari bhabi khari hai.""

Dho le Dhoniii...

TOILET aur CRICKET GROUND Me Ek Hi Samaanta Hai

Guess What...?

Socho.?

Nahi Pata?

Arre Dono Jagah.. “DHONI” hai.....

Boy always hav a funnn...

Boys Can Never be
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:

-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend

Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future ;)

Agar Laaden tu Mumbai chalaa jata...

Osama bin Laden 100 saal tak ji sakta tha agar...

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Agar woh KASAB k sath mumbai aa gaya hota...

Rakhi wants Body Insurance..

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office...



Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.

Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.

Smaart Answering by Doctor...

A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! 
what shud i give him to cure...?

Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak when he'z awake :-)

Aaj kal ki Munny...

Boyfriend: I kiss stamp tickets of ur letter,

bcoz you touched it with your lips.



Girlfriend: But I used my doggy nose to paste that ticket stamp...

Rejecting Praposal.....

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me?
She replied: No!
And the guy lived happily ever after...

Smart Mom...

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did...
and
Is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did...
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...

HeaRT AttaCk MSG...

Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy:



1st Msg: Let`s break up now, it`s all over.



2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you...

FaceBook Baba ki Jay ho...

Modern Style of wedding:

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Pujari

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Do You Both Agree To Change Your Facebook Status To MARRIED..?.?.?

Couple:

Yes, V do..

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Pujari-

Vivah sammpann...

FunNy Student

Teacher: Agar Me Teri Maa hoti To Tujhe 2 Din Me Sudhaar Deti...

Student: Madam Me Aaj Hi Jake Apne Bapu Ko Batata Hu ki Buddhe Teri Lottery Lag Gai..!!

Tikhi MirChi...

ek dukhi girlfriend ne apne boyfrnd ke liye shayari likhi :

phoolo ka raja,
bahaaro ka sehjaada,

 dil tod kar chala gaya..

Sala KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA...

RocKing Jalebi Baai...

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it.


Guess,what was written on it..

"Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear"


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha....

FlirTy Boy

Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date pr bulaya...


aur wo late ho gai..

Girl: Am i late?

Ghalib: Falak pe sitaro ko nind aarahi hai...

Doosri ka time ho gaya , tu ab aarahi hai...


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...

Mamu banaayega friend ko...?

A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend...


Friend Asked : Who Is She?


Boy : My Cousin...


The Friend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin...!

Rocking answered by Hijdaa...

Yamraj Hijde Se - Lao Tumhara Hisab, Duniya Me Kya Karke Aaye Ho...?

Hijda - AAYE HAAYE HARAMKHOR..

De Ke Kya Bheja Tha, Jo Hisab Mang Raha Hai....

Maamu Ban Gayaa Gentleman...

A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed....
Husband says:Good night mother of my 3 kids...
Wife Replied: Good night father of none...

ha ha ha ha ha

Smart Boy...

English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?


Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we...

Abe Ye To Meri Wali hai...

Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghungat Me Q Rakha Jata Hai...

Socho

Socho

Nai Pata...

Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaye Ki

Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi......

CrazzY Women 4 her Child...

Lady: Peer jee mera bachchaa nahin ho raha...

Peer jee: Tumhare husband mein defect hai...

Lady: Hsband mein defect hoga...
poore mauhallay mein to nahin...:-P

ha ha ha ha...

Sardaar is really Singh is Kingg...

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now".


Doctor: Is this her first child?


Sardar: No this is her husband speaking....
ha ha ha ha ha

Experiencable LadY...

Suhaag Rat par...


BOY: "He bhagvan" Mujhay Taqat aur Tajurba de..!!


GIRL: "Tu sirf taaqat ki dua maang,Yaha tajurba bahut hai...

CrazzY girls 4 her weight...

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .

Removes Sandal = 56.

Then Dupatta = 52

Now Coins Finished.......

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A Boy In A Q Behind Her

Said

Ü Carry On"",

I Have Coins...!

HA HA HA HA HA

My FooT...

E evu vichare chhe hu eni yaad ma umarbhar vitavish...

wah wah...


E evu vichare chhe hu eni yaad ma umarbhar vitavish...
beep beep beep...

hu ena krta pn saaro maal pataavish...