HoneyMoon SpeCiaL...

Son - Papa...Papa jab aap aur Mom Honeymoon par gye the to me kaha tha...???
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Dad-Jate hue mere sath tha ,

Aur Aate hue mom k sath...

Setting to Karvaa De...

A boy says
"I Luv u" 2a girl

bt d girl says dat she lyks sum1 else

D boy,in sad mud,

luks at d ground,

Den luks again at d gal & says

teri frnd se krwa de fir.:-)

Santa to banta

Santa: Kal raat 3 ghante English picture ki CD dekhi...
na kutchh dikhaai diya na awaz ayi


Banta: Movie ka nam kya tha..?


Santa: Please insert the disc...

Bheja mat Chala...Hoga Bhalaa...

Minister: Bomb blast mein halaak honai walon k lie 5 lac
or zakhmi honai walon k lia 3 lac rupai dainai ka elaan kia jata hai...




Sardar: tay jinhan da TARRAH nikal gaya unhan wastai kuch v nahi?

Dekh lo Tumhaari Bhabhijiii...

Urdu teacher : woh dekho ek khoobsurat larki khari hai"


Isko apne alfaaz main likho...




Student: woh dekho doston "tumhari bhabi khari hai.""

Dho le Dhoniii...

TOILET aur CRICKET GROUND Me Ek Hi Samaanta Hai

Guess What...?

Socho.?

Nahi Pata?

Arre Dono Jagah.. “DHONI” hai.....

Boy always hav a funnn...

Boys Can Never be
Satisfied With
3 Things In Life:

-Mobile
-Bike
-Girlfriend

Because;
There Is Always
A Better Model
Available In Future ;)

Agar Laaden tu Mumbai chalaa jata...

Osama bin Laden 100 saal tak ji sakta tha agar...

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Agar woh KASAB k sath mumbai aa gaya hota...

Rakhi wants Body Insurance..

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office...



Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.

Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.

Smaart Answering by Doctor...

A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! 
what shud i give him to cure...?

Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak when he'z awake :-)